Hi there internet. Are you reading? NO? Well then you are absorbing this text via some new source ... AND GOOD FOR YOU I SAY. About time.
Anyways, have you been wondering "HOW DO I GET MORE OF THAT DELIGHTFUL DORKZOMBIE INTO MY BRAIN?" well good .. because I've been sending out that message via tele-type for days and boy is my beep-beep-boop-beep-boop tired.
So here's the deal ... I do a pod-cast ... a bunch ... it's here
[link] You can listen to nerd-ramblings, tales of crazy intimate encounters, and low level racism on a regular basis.
If you want to SEE things I've helped write/acted in/ruined just a little .. check out the Megasteakman YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
[link] OR just jump over to the Megasteakman SITE
[link]But here's the big money ... if you wanna see me in person, get horrible doodles, and a powerful manly high-five or two ... and you're in Vancouver BC in August .. I'll have panels, events, and be sharing an ART TABLE at Cos & Effect ... FACEBOOK LINK!
[link] FORUM LINK
[link]AND AND AND ... if you come by my art table and shout "I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER" I will doodle you a special Cave Johnson related piece of Portal 2 art. HUZZAH!
OH also I'm sharing my art table with the lovely Molly "Jakface" who is WAY MORE TALENTED THAN ME!
[link] YAY BUY HER SUPER AWESOME CALENDAR HERE!
[link] YOU ONLY HAVE TILL JULY 16TH FOR THAT!
Read all that? .. Really? ... LIAR!
Sadly, i won't be at Cos-and-Effect. I will, however, be at VCon - you should be too!
OR convince a convention over there I'm important enough to send across the pond. I HAVE been in a kid's movie that MAY be released one day .... [link] Yeah .. I'm "additional characters and creatures" we're all impressed ..
Also I ghost-wrote some lines for Jeffrey Tambor in it. Which may be the coolest thing I've ever unofficially done.
I can try and convince a con though there is one in November thats really new and gullible ^^
just saying ...