[link] Sometimes I make dumb videos ... this one is dumb, and I sure do like it. [link]

I wrote/"acted" in it ... was the work of a lovely group of people working a 16 hour shoot day and then another full weekend stolen away from one of my pals to edit/color correct

If you like it ... PLEASE SHARE IT ... pushing it around is how we can eventually make some sort of money back off our investment.

Also ...
Yer awesome.
HUZZAH!

Hi there internet. Are you reading? NO? Well then you are absorbing this text via some new source ... AND GOOD FOR YOU I SAY. About time.

Anyways, have you been wondering "HOW DO I GET MORE OF THAT DELIGHTFUL DORKZOMBIE INTO MY BRAIN?" well good .. because I've been sending out that message via tele-type for days and boy is my beep-beep-boop-beep-boop tired.

So here's the deal ... I do a pod-cast ... a bunch ... it's here [link] You can listen to nerd-ramblings, tales of crazy intimate encounters, and low level racism on a regular basis.

If you want to SEE things I've helped write/acted in/ruined just a little .. check out the Megasteakman YOUTUBE CHANNEL! [link] OR just jump over to the Megasteakman SITE [link]

But here's the big money ... if you wanna see me in person, get horrible doodles, and a powerful manly high-five or two ... and you're in Vancouver BC in August .. I'll have panels, events, and be sharing an ART TABLE at Cos & Effect ... FACEBOOK LINK! [link] FORUM LINK [link]

AND AND AND ... if you come by my art table and shout "I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER" I will doodle you a special Cave Johnson related piece of Portal 2 art. HUZZAH!

OH also I'm sharing my art table with the lovely Molly "Jakface" who is WAY MORE TALENTED THAN ME! [link] YAY BUY HER SUPER AWESOME CALENDAR HERE! [link] YOU ONLY HAVE TILL JULY 16TH FOR THAT!

Read all that? .. Really? ... LIAR!

Have you ever said "Man I wish DorkZombie and his friends would ramble on and on about nerd stuff right in my head"
Well you're weird and oddly specific .. but you're also IN LUCK
Drop by our podcast [link] and scroll down on the right hand side, there's a "subscribe on iTunes" link .. CLICK THAT SHIT. We'll be uploading every second thursday night/friday morning from now until we give up entirely.

In this first episode we chat about videos we've made .. so if you haven't seen the stupid at www.youtube.com/megasteakman ... NOW might be a good time to check that out.

OKAY ENJOY ... I HATE YOU ... BYE

yeaaaah more awesome videos thanks to Megasteakman (and me I guess because I co-wrote/co-star in it)

WATCH WITH YOUR EYE MEATS!
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ANOTHER NEW NERD COMEDY VIDEO?! HURP DURP OKAY!
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and make sure to follow MegaSteakMan on youtubes [link]

I wrote and "star" in this new video ... more videos will post EVERY FREAKING TUESDAY!

Hey all you happy nerdy zombies out there!

I done wrote this video along with the help of a stunning cast and a crew too lovely for words.
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It involves talks of the naughty-no-no-downtowns so do be careful about where you're watching it.

But DANG if it wasn't fun!

Hey Y'all .. could use some help and it's DEAD easy
go here:
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Scroll down to Entry #3 Pokemon PSA ... watch the stupid/awesome thing I helped write.
click LIKE under that video ON THAT FACEBOOK PAGE.
step three is actually profit here.

Prize money means funding for more films and amusement. This is our main source of income for side video projects so it REALLY means the world to us if you can just do those two clicks, we promise high quality entertainment in return.

THANKS! SPREAD THE WORD AND SHOW ME AND I'LL DOODLE YOU SOMETHING TERRIBLE!

I offer an odd service
you tell me something awful or unseemly .. and I'll make it adorable
OR you tell me something adorable ... and I'll make it awful or unseemly.

$5-10 - Sketch and Ink (depending on subject)
$10 - Half Color (mostly just shading)
$20 - Full Color (one or two subjects)
$30 - Full Color as much madness as I can reasonably fit on a page

I have no morality to really speak of, ideas before have ranged from adorable 9/11 to adorable Serial Murders to adorable Movie Monsters
High Rez digital files will be emailed upon completion ... usual wait time is 1 day - 1 week
Originals can be mailed at shipper's expense. Picture can stay private and never be shared so it's only yours forever (not posted to my portfolio) for additional charge.

Basically I'll take the WORST THING YOU CAN THINK OF ... and draw it .. as cute and framable as you could possibly want.

For those of you that don't know and are sad inside for your ignorance .. I co-write a webcomic called INSANE YETI SQUIRREL www.insaneyetisquirrel.com

Lately I've gotten bored and wanted to do a little project for myself ... so comes this randomly updated steampunk story.

PART ONE - [link]

PART TWO - [link]

PLEASE gimme a little feedback or even just said if you read it or whatever.

I like to know who my audience is.

Yours in steam and springs,
Tyler "The Zombie"

Hey all you Dorkzombies and Dorkzombettes out there,

So we got silly and entered into a big ol' 60 second film contest here in Vancouver.

You take a movie .. FILM IT YOURSELF ... and then make the whole thing 60 seconds total.

We tackled Scott Pilgrim [link]

I helped the 2D art .. YAAAY

Now part of the contest is how well we get it out there ... so voting is good SPREADING IS BETTER!

If you can see it in your broken little hearts to relink this ... happiness would happen.

THANKS NERDS!

Hey all you happy helpful people in Nerd-World.

So I am a bit strapped for cash after my many adventures in 2010 ...
HOW CAN WE HELP YOU ZOMBIE?! You shout with eager anticipation at your monitor.

Well .. I'm SELLING STUFF.
Let's link it up

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YEAAAAH good times. Now most of this is easiest to get if you live in and around Vancouver ... which I know lots of you don't BUT maybe you could help me by reposting, spreading and overall being good little members of my own special Zombie horde. That'd be spiff on a cracker full of splendid.

Also I DO take Comissions ... and they are pretty and lovely and filled with good.

so .. consider that.
ALRIGHT BYE!